September12014
awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

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12AM
August312014

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

1AM

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via ahazyshadeofmadness)

1AM

iamthebadwolf85:

This man has become a motherfucking problem.

cc: lokiwholockfactory, generalgemini-booknerd, losille2000

(via mychemicaldefect)

1AM

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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1AM

cosplayblog:

Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy

Cosplayer: Karin Olava [TM | DA | TW | FB]

Photographers:

  • Håvard Staub Nyhus (#1)
  • Danarki [WW | TW | FB | IN] (#2)

(via clitonbarton)

1AM

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via gabriel-is-back)

August302014

drunkonstephen:


Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert battle for title of world’s biggest Star Wars Fan! (x)

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4PM

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

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